Where are you at bro?

Every single time I hear something about Sony I just hope that they go bankrupt and I can see Spider-Man in a damn Avengers movie. Everything else be damned.

The button up and tie presentation at the beginning had me thinking of Borat. These guys are going to sterilize themselves. Jeez

That stuff smells way too good to me, when I worked as a repair tech it was hidden from me.

Well, **** my day

My disgusting t-shirts and jeans exist in the same closet as my suits, I just have a thing about not having sleeves .

His life accomplishments do not make the shirt any less of a poor choice, don't apologize for anything.

I'm sensing some CX-75 in the back end, and that isn't bad

Suicide isn't a snap decision and hardly that of a coward, but unfortunate none the less.
Hunter S. Thompson wrote that he would feel trapped by life if he though he could not end it of his own accord at any time. Though we can not pretend to understand the nuances of Ash's life, he released himself from his woes and…

I loudly proclaimed, "God Damn!" at how quickly this escalated.

Worst I've seen is 2 weeks decomp in water, or a gentleman who was about 350lbs who was in a car accident, ejected from the vehicle and collided with a tree head first. It doesn't take a battlefield to accrue some grizzly injuries.

I used to be in the mortuary business, things like this don't bother me anymore. Hang around enough gore and it doesn't hit you the same. My military friends say that I have the same demeanor as people coming back from a deployment. Just be glad you still act like a human being.

A few years ago I had a Boxster S, I found myself at a red light. Top down, nice day. I heard an engine rev next to me. Looking right I see a Dodge ram late 90's model, the back is loaded with random trash, the driver is a middle aged Mexican gentleman wearing a hat and blaring the music of his people. I acknowledge…

Attach earphones and blare Ace of Spades by Motorhead, followed by having a nostalgic moment of anytime my dad picked me up after a few drinks.

She really creamed that one.

I need a full size ED-209 costume now

I love Caltrans, they have been working on I5 since I was in high school. 1 guy working and 3 observers/surveyors/lazyasses. I can't think of any other job that takes such pride in supervision.

As per tradition.

I think I saw the horse move, keep beating it.

I don't much care for it, but I am fine with it.