I know this will only show in the greys, because I don't comment often, but I do frequent the site. I was realllllllly sad this year because I didn't get to read all the stories. I would try to scroll to the bottom and my browser would just lock up after loading the extra comments, every single time. I have an older…

My uncle prefers his beer without "rocks."

Grossest part of this whole post is that you let Allen eat a movie theater hot dog.

Bravo, bravo. I've done nada but surf the web today, and this is the best I've seen.

Everyone seems to forget the three important rules for breaking up:

I have to say I kind of loved it when Black Jack poured Lord Thomas' claret out the window.

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

"a mere feet from her face" lol

This was the first year I learned that the Emmys has a category for "Outstanding Directing for a Variety Special." The Oscars and the Tonys were nominated. I can't stop laughing thinking about people saying "Emmy-award-winning awards show the Oscars." All awards shows are like jerking off, but nominating other awards…

This is ridiculously not funny.

I want to make "alla faccia" my catchphrase from now on.

Wanna hear a Joke?

The LAPD.

"Amateur" videos of pets or babies with a music soundtrack are insufferable. So are the people that created them.

Oh boy, here we go, someone trying to call me out on for just saying that it would not be funny to them if the article had said a different substance by twisting my damn words around so they can make a special little snowflake comment by comparing what I said is akin to fucking heroin and caffeine. As someone who…

Waiters don't GET minimum wage you dolt.

Waiters are paid less than minimum wage on the assumption that they will get tips during their shifts.

You know what the minimum wage for servers is around $2.00 an hour, right?

Joan Rivers can suck it.

This seems uncalled for. I had an image like this of the perfect guy when I was in college. It was just as unrealistic and fantastical as this one. I bet a lot of women did. We are all affected by music, film and television when it comes to attraction and what we look for in a mate, sometimes to ridiculous affect. …

I actually would prefer those were the people who DIDN'T go into politics, personally.