I agree, endlessly scrolling pages is a crap design. I usually bail on articles once the comments have gone on for too long.

I lived in an apartment with a ghost cat. I could feel it walking on me at night, or I'd see it moving out of the corner of my eye. I've never thought that about any other place I've lived, and I've never felt that physical sensation or had dreams like that anywhere else, there was just something about that specific…

Once, I got a free packet of Jelly Belly jelly beans in the mail after entering the daily contest on their site. Then, I stopped entering contests, because no prize will ever beat free candy.

And, now I'm trapped in my bedroom, because there's no way I'm opening the door to my dark, creepy hallway any time soon. Please send food and bourbon.

Yeah, I've been waiting for this movie for months, since I first discovered that Burton was directing another movie by the writers of Ed Wood.

On one of my last two trips to the movie theater (either Godzilla or X-Men: Days of Future Past), someone brought a newborn baby and sat right behind me. Those types of movies are so loud, there's no way they're healthy for a baby's hearing. The baby started fussing before the movie ended, so the mother left early,…

"classic italian films"

SNL is overrated and almost never funny. It's America's deep, dark secret.

"Really, grandma!?!?!"

I saw RoboCop in a theater a few years ago. I was suprised when a group of five or six people who looked to be in their 70's - 80's showed up. For some reason, I assumed they'd be uptight and not like it, but they fucking loved it and laughed their asses off the whole way through. It was…

Seriously. It's more like "I don't understand nutrition."

I honestly couldn't make it past about five seconds of this, because the music is so god-damned shitty.

"I often wear a straw fedora (ONLY OUTSIDE) but worry about being equated with Reddit-fedora-dudes."

The only place I've ever heard anyone complain about the "Fedora persona" is online. As long as you're actually leaving the house, you should be fine, because all the people participating in that conversation will be…

Is The Exorcist really considered a solo female led movie? I would think that Father Damien is as much of a lead in the movie as anyone.

In the Judd Apatow picture? Pretty sure it's Janeane Garofalo.

Seriously. I used to eat some veggies with my pasta, and I'd be bummed when I ate the last vegetable and I just had boring pasta left. Then it finally occurred to me I could make twice as many vegetables, half as much pasta, and enjoy my meal so much more. So, now I pretty much eat a little pasta with my veggies.

"You'll Want to Watch Lizzy Caplan [non-gross verb]"

My new favorite weekly feature.

If I were a paramedic treating someone with a head injury, I would tell them Phil Robertson said something homophobic. If they responded with surprise, I would let the doctors know the patient showed signs of brain damage.

I would recommend this just for the picture, no matter what it referred to, but I actually also agree with this sentiment regarding Joan River.

Yeah, I'm pretty tired of the Khloe looks like a man jokes. I can't stand the Kardashians, but there so many funnier things to say about them. Craig Ferguson throws around similar jokes every once in a while, and it's just about the only time I don't think he's funny.

Is your mayor RuPaul? Because I'd be willing to move to another country if that's the case.