"This seems uncalled for."

I agree. Mocking someone for being clueless is just as immature as anything this guy wrote. There have been a few posts like this recently, and they're really making me want to skip Jezebel altogether.

Why is there anything in this post besides Patrick Stewart?

It actually specifically says on the label that it's not moonshine. I just finished a couple shots on the rocks, and it's about what you'd expect from a $19.99 bottle of Jim Beam.

With Halloween coming up, I had to buy some Jacob's Ghost Jim Beam when I saw it in the store today. The label has one of those refracting sticker things that makes it look like the old timey dude's (guessing that's Jacob) eyes are following you. The whiskey is clear, like a ghost. Spooky.

I'm cracking up at Laverne Cox's "it could be worse" comment for a ridiculously good looking picture.

After reading the headline, I had to read the article just to find what a thigh gap was, and whether anyone was supposed to try to have one or try not to have one. I may or may not qualify as a typical male, but that's at least one in the "not expecting" category.

I can't remember now who it was, but years ago I heard some male actor during an interview on Howard Stern say that some actress (he wouldn't name her, but he said it was someone whose name the general public would recognize) insisted on actual penetration during sex scenes, I guess to make it seem authentic. …

I love this series. The movie of The Black Cauldron was the first movie I ever saw in a theater as a kid, so I ended up reading the books a few years later when I recognized the title. For me, the fourth book, Taran Wanderer, made the greatest impression. The story of a young man going from place to place, trying…

I've never heard of this, but that cover makes it look creepy as hell.

At first glance, I thought Snoop had his arm through Darth Vader's, like a prom date or something.

Probably less of a problem, but still some. I knew a dude in his sixties who was half white, half Japanese, whose 3/4 white, 1/4 Japanese kids got asked in school (by other kids, not teachers) why they bombed Pearl Harbor. This was about ten years ago, in Vermont.

Considering how much I'm laughing at The Ancient Mariner, I guess I'd actually be pretty happy in that position.

"...they're willing to do and say uncomfortable things in mixed company."

Well, of course. That goes without saying.

Now that Chris Brown is done making albums, can we stop putting his picture at the tops of articles? Because every time I see his stupid fuck face, it grosses me out.

Yeah, as the most liberal person in the room more often or not, I've had to keep my mouth shut plenty of times at work. I actually had an interview where the HR dude complained about how "they're going to start rationing health care." It sucks, but unless it gets to the point of qualifying as harrassment, it's not…

"I personally am hoping all those ignorant folks will die soon and things will get better in the next 20-30 years but...feels like wishful thinking."

I more or less agree, although Chelsea Lately ends before Ferguson begins, so it's not an either/or situation. But I'm definitely more excited to see what Craig has to say.

"See, that shit was my natural calling and once I got involved with it, it became fun. It was like shootin' layups for me. I was makin' 'em every time. 'Cause pimpin' ain't a job, it's a sport. I had a bitch on every exit from the 10 freeway to the 101 freeway, 'cause bitches would recruit for me."

"Next thing you know, the Senate's going to be giving voice vote approvals to dogs."