"the second primetime network drama since 1974 to star an African-American woman."

Okay, if you say so.

The Book of Three by Lloyd Alexander, published in 1964.

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!"

Heisenberg has never heard of the clitoris. Heisenberg doesn't make love.

I remain torn between Italian and Portuguese. *swoon*

#2 is super fucking awkward... basically you have to point out to your BFF that she is being unprofessional, even though you're not in her profession. I'm in the service industry and as much as I want to post on social media sometimes when I've had a shitty day at work or customers were assholes or "this that or the…

And if they don't show up- they are going to miss Prom!

Once, I was applying to colleges. I wasn't doing it just to delay the real world for a few years, or because everyone said I would be worthless without a degree. No. I had dreams. I was going to change the world.

Co-signed. She's trying. Let's educate rather than humiliate.

You know what? Good on her for trying. I'm not going to rip on an 17 year old for being unable to separate herself entirely from societal expectations.

What I will do is pull her aside and explain that she's on to something - but she should consider who dictates good taste and why they feel pressured to behave that…

Oh, can we just leave the overly-earnest 15 year old alone on this one?

WHY DOES THAT STUPID BEIBER GET TO TALK TO PRESIDENT CLINTON FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE??? I'VE NEVER BEEN A DICK AND I DON'T GET TO TALK TO BILL CLINTON. JUSTIN BEIBER'S NOT EVEN FROM THIS COUNTRY!!!

It seems possible that the fight was largely the doing of one person, and the other person in the couple was defending/protecting themselves and trying to manage the situation. Also, of course, possible that neither of them has any boundaries or good sense. If it is an abuse situation though, it may be that the abuser…

Sourcing Entertainment Weekly as "EW" always makes me laugh, because it seems like editorializing.

Kaley Cuoco's dress looks like it's going to inject me with venom. It's like a spider and a Transformer and Brak had a genetically engineered baby.

I'm an english major, writer, and grad student, and that behaviour drives me crazy. Unless you want to live your whole life like you're writing a final term paper, you're probably going to slip up on grammar a few times a day, no matter how educated you are. It doesn't frigging matter if they use "less" instead of…

Huh. It would be a boner-killer for me if someone corrected my grammar while speaking. I'm a professional editor - as in, that's my full-time day job - but I give a major pass on grammar while speaking. You can't really proofread what comes out of your mouth, and people make mistakes (even when they know the correct…