Whenever NASA (or other space agencies) decide to land on Titan

How are you going to put Lal in the poster but not the Exocomps?!?! WHERE ARE THE EXOCOMPS?!?! (raises sarcasm pitchfork)

Humans are so linear.

A bunch of foolish primates are bringing their pointless conflicts into the cosmic garden of the serene. Great. It’s not that Fermi was right, it’s more that our cosmic sentient neighbors saw earth and said “Time to gtfo!”.

Actually there is a scientific basis for crystal healing. Generally the effects are more subtle, but you have to activate the crystals properly. First, take the amethyst and soak it in water for 1 hour. Then, take some olive oil or coconut oil (only the organic kind will work) and cover the amethyst. Then, take the…

I love John Wick, I like Pak, but yeah, no origin story. Please. He’s John Wick. The Boogeyman. That’s all I need to know.

Yours looks like my Pancakes, who has conquered my heart a long time ago!

Doood, what?

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Why don’t they just land at night?

Sasquatch usually doesn’t wear shoes...?

Sasquatch usually doesn’t wear shoes...?

When in Rome, do what Berlusconi does.

According to my conversation with the Microsoft video you posted, that is correct.

we should start calling his fans Musketeers

The LAST THING ANYBODY NEEDS IS A WHITE MEDUSA WITH DREADS. I WILL FIGHT YOU.

What, was she a Trekkie or something?

When you try salmon, go with candied salmon.

When you try salmon, go with candied salmon.