So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Where do I put my vaporizer?

Where do I put my vaporizer?

Take your goddamn star and get out.

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

for anyone who thought they’d get free power for life, this must seem like a real kick in the family joules.

It’s a warm weather climate thing. In northern climates, you have to deal with snow, ice, cold miserable weather and learn some level of patience as a result of it. In warm weather climates, there is nothing to force you to learn patience. The most patient people come from the places with the worst winters.

Disgusting.

Harkens back to the first time I saw the AN-225.

Now this...this is the article I was looking for on this stressful Tuesday afternoon. Torch discussing Star Wars arcana - it’s like a warm bubble bath. Aaahhh...

Here in the US we have a state govenor who basically poisoned an entire city with lead poisoning leading to a number of deaths and unknown amounts of child birth defects and somehow he is still govenor despite call for him to resign.

Hell, this passed halloween, I dressed up as the Mad Hatter and hit the town. First person who took a stab of who I was thought that I was a walking, talking incarnation of the 3/5th rule, though my tophat clearly had the classic 10 shillings and 6 pence tag on it. She thought I screwed it up and meant 3/5th....

Calm down there, Satan.

I love the design, but with that interior, I feel like driving this thing would be like climbing into Clifford the Big Red Dog’s well illuminated butthole. That color is atrocious.

Really? Because I'm seeing superhuman levels of patience in this picture.

It’s like a coral reef for terrorists

I mean, I get why, but still. What the hell, engineers?!

Nice they got it ready in time for the Star Wars opening.

It’s SPHINCTER.

I like the part where the tires do the smoking and stuff.

Everyone is wrong, it’s beautiful.