Anyone else think the Pacer is Jalop as fuck?

Everything about the people handling such a wild event in this article were, in the words of Bill Shakespeare, "British as fuck".

First time you've heard of Japan?

I see your sarcasm, and I raise you a good explanation...

Sure this wasn't filmed in 'Bama?

A fatal mistake. I'M OUT!

Seeing the ST in there made me happy, but at the same time I felt like this :

While the drink might have existed in the past

Thatz Not Okay!

I'm ruining the joke by explaining it, but here goes:

I KEEP ON THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING

Be careful following those links. I first saw this next Tuesday, clicked, and now I'm back here.

I know just the hero for this crime.

I heard he once told a guy "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast", and meant it.

That first one was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

I nominate everything from Bollywood.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Hopefully they can dial it back to 2004 when Williams was still competitive.

Nissan: Honda spent too much time cocking around with the next NSX so we made one for them.