Hey guys, fun fact about this post: This was the very first episode of our Happy Hour column. Now I'm gettin' all sentimental...

Why No Starry Starry Night ?

Fun Fact: Oceanographers discovered a relatively shallow and flat ridge on the sea floor between Newfoundland and Ireland in the early 1850s. They speculated that it would be ideal for laying a submarine cable, and named it Telegraph Ridge years before anyone seriously considered laying the cable. When they did lay…

Mechanical pencils, for sure. Have literally spent more time clicking, extending the lead, and pushing it back in to start it all over again than I have actually writing with them.

It included a complimentary fedora, because come on.

I think it's more like this: "Well, we would have had the opportunity to keep exploring all that interesting and expensive mythology if more folks had been interested in paying to see that very expensive movie we made. They weren't, so here we are."

I know just the hero for this crime.

One of the oldest fan debates out there.

i find enterprise way better than people give it credit and i dont think it was their fault they got cancelled it was the upn

Trekkers vs Trekkies.

I heard he once told a guy "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast", and meant it.

Oh, shit.

....I can't help but disagree. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan was a fantastic film with a coherent story and awesome visuals. Into Darkness was...mind numbingly awful.

That first one was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

I nominate everything from Bollywood.

You could, perhaps, even say that this was an...Octopie...

Oi, did that guy just say rings are cool?!

turd periscope

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Nissan: Honda spent too much time cocking around with the next NSX so we made one for them.