I cannot write in cursive - except for the scrawl that is my signature. Every time I try, I end up with all these extraneous loops & whorls that render my writing gibberish.

Dunno - but it reminds me of one of my favorite dad jokes.

Why do men resist wearing protective gear?

This is the rightest of all possible answers.

Let ‘em race, but make all races “Miss and Out.”

Preach, my similarly-aspect-ratioed-brother, preach!

There’s an advantage to Flyover Country (tm) that nobody talks about:

$kay -

That’s a little harsh, methinks.

Spot on - “Feedback” is also known as “Evidence for the Plaintiff”. EEOC eats that shit up.

Standard Operating Procedure ≠ The Right Thing To Do

If you’re a hiring manager or recruiter, there is absolutely no excuse for ghosting an unsuccessful candidate. If you’re ghosting candidates, you’re bad at your job.

Yep, mag-slider for the win. I prefer the 10 oz Rambler Lowball - it actually holds a 12 oz beer perfectly.

Yep, mag-slider for the win. I prefer the 10 oz Rambler Lowball - it actually holds a 12 oz beer perfectly.

Yep - rolling what you paid on Card 1 into the payment for Card 2 is key. Once you pay off a couple, you’re starting a snowball & your progress will accelerate dramatically.

Check out the command shower caddy from my post - $8 on Amazon. Highly recommend.

Check out the command shower caddy from my post - $8 on Amazon. Highly recommend.

Suction cups are evil.

Suction cups are evil.

Make sure you put the placemat under the door *before* you push the key out with the letter opener!

To this day, I still put 2 spaces after every period. I’ve had to beat 7 generations of MS Word and 2 generations of WordPerfect into submission that “No, that’s not a grammatical error.”

Mrs. Willingham’s 9th grade typing class - circa 1981.

Fritos scoops for me, but it’s close enough.