Fritos Scoops dipped in peanut butter.

I say we need a new flag...

Jack Handy (of SNL’s Deep Thoughts) had it right 35(ish) years ago:

Unless you’re senior management in a company, 60 days is way too long to give notice. The company will not give you 60 seconds notice when you’re being down-, right- or out-sized. You should always assume that your offer of 60 days will be ignored & you’ll be shown the door immediately - especially if your industry…

If only there were only a convenient, unique identifier for every automobile sold in the US in the modern era that was translatable into specific vehicle details.

To steal & mangle a line from Max Barry’s “Machine Man”:

To steal & mangle a line from Max Barry’s “Machine Man”:

Hear! Hear!

It’s amazing he can be heard at all with Cheeto Mussolini’s cock all the way down his throat.

Just needs a “Stuttgart tuneup”...

Where the f*ck you been for the past 35 years?

I would, without shame or irony, eat the fuck out of a pimento cheese squirrel burger.

#NoOldDudes2020

Hells, yes.

Not driving at (or near) the prevailing speed of surrounding traffic.

Divest it all. Hallelujah!

If you haven’t already, go read Pattern Recognition by William Gibson.

Open letter to Bernie Ecclestone:

Margaret Atwood said it best:

Stop complaining, do the math & get your engineering degree.

“Money can’t buy happiness.”