I didn’t do it, but it was done to me & it was, by far, the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen done in a car.

To the relevant researchers at University College London: Just spend an afternoon flogging a proper sports car through some twisties. It doesn’t matter which one, just something with < 10 lb/hp.

I’ll straight-up admit to cheating:

I’m actively hating Fabian, too. That lisping, Euro-trash bit was stale 20 years ago when Mike Myers did Goldmember & it hasn’t magically gotten funnier. They teased Shohreh Aghdashloo in the season premiere - only to have her vanish. She’d be a perfect successor to Jessica Walter.

Slim trouses can go get stuffed.

Don’t try to be nice - be predictable. Don’t stop to let people turn when you’re not required to. It just confuses other people around you.

Cottage cheese, sliced peaches & salted peanuts.

At the risk of “just another subscription service”, sign up for an Audible trial & just let the audiobook roll over you.

Dunno what bank you use, but I love deposit by phone on my bank’s app. Works like a champ.

One of my deepest fears is that I will die suddenly and my wife will sell the knives in my collection for what I told her I paid for them.

My wife suffers from what I’ll call SBAS (sympathetic brake application syndrome).

That’s how I’ve taught people.

In my experience, it’s effectively unpossible in Texas to both preemptively and involuntarily get somebody’s license revoked.

Reading comprehension may not be my strong suit...

Oh, my sweet summer child - you lost me at “ranch dressing”.

He was *this* close to perfection...

Texas’ best hope for sane governance is pronounced:

Nice list, but you missed some of my more consistent triggers:

I’m not nominating a single street, but a whole damn neighborhood!

I think Matthew 18:20 is particularly relevant: