I agree...

Just buck up, bite the freaking bullet & put in public transportation.

So... are upward-facing exhausts the new billionaire doors?

Whatever Mom was driving when you turned 15...

Doesn’t “Bait” figure prominently in the South Louisiana food pyramid?

I won’t touch ‘em for the same reason I don’t eat capers.

Your crappy side game is indeed strong, but you forgot hominy - the king of crappy sides.

It’s not coleslaw without bacon. It’s just soggy leaves.

A Challenger? Seriously? At least BMW had the design chops to have their i8 poop out a Porsche 997.

True - I’m unlikely to go smaller. I’m just generally butt hurt at Ford for killing their interesting cars.

They’re not Fiestas, but my wife & I are buying as many hot hatches as we can possibly drive simultaneously.

Audible. Because it’s device-independent & I’ve been locked in for 15 years.

I think there’s a reptilian part of all our brains that approves of this - just a little bit. It’s that little voice that says “Fuck your social contract. I am more important than you.”

You be you, man. You be you.

Swangas...

Serious CP: Brand new for $15,417 here:

No mention at all about the horrible safety issues with any of these cars?

I see your South Park & raise you one Iron Horse...

1. Do not marry that woman.

Done...

Done...