Relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_v._…

Schools (unless private) are public institutions, and thus bound by the First Ammendment. However, they have some pretty big loopholes (Google "Bong Hits 4 Jesus) when it comes to maintaining discipline.

You can register or insure a car that doesn't have a VIN number?

That was funny, but I didn't laugh because it's also terrifying.

No, not if you're a suspect. The Miranda rules apply, then.

I'm hoping a lawyer will respond to this. If I'm his attorney, do I actually want him not to be indicted? Because if he walks on the state charges, aren't I pretty much guaranteed a Federal Civil Rights prosecution?

Don't you need rear drums for the parking brake?

I checked the comment history to see if this might be some high-level satire, but it's a burner accoutn and this is the only comment.

IME pain killers don't age you nearly as much as cigarette smoking and booze.

But you're living now, not in medieval or Renascence times.

So does Stop and Shop, in the northeast.

I'd be even more upset if I ordered live octopus and got a loaf of bread.

I'm shocked he could drive at all. A 3rd DUI (in your life) in Jersey means no driving for 10 years.

I was a (chaste-ish) teen-ager in the 70s. Trust me, it was a different world. HPV wasn't something I every heard talked about. The first "scary" sexual disease was herpes (because no cure), and that didn't make the news until the 80s. Our health classes touched on preventing pregnancy; the main focus was keeping…

Every life needs a few Noble Lies ;-)

Yes, but they were curable. Antibiotic resistant VD is also a more recent thing.

He could've been a Hindu. Or a Buddhist, or native American.

Presumably in the same shape as the Great Grape Ape.

Virginia is northern enough to get snow, but southern enough not have good plowing. You really need 4wd in your sporty car there.

Yes. Call me when pissing guy kills a pig with an abandoned sink.