Russia wants to split/discredit NATO. Why wouldn't they threaten Denmark?

Well that makes me feel better. Is there something protective about coffee, or do really serious drunks not bother drinking it anymore?

No, but poppy seed tea can, if you make it right.

Aspirin is fine, albeit hard on your stomach. Use Alka-Seltzer; it was designed for hangovers. (Hence the name)

Is that true about coffee? Certainly would explain my robust good health.

Given their rep, maybe they're not insurable.

Three-wheeled cars can't be registered as motorcycles?

In New Jersey a single male under 25 probably can't get coverage on that car at all.

Broccoli isn't a staple? I guess that explains the obesity epidemic?

Because so much of our food comes from there?

She may have tenure, and in case mental illness issues are covered by the Americans With Disability Act. She may keep her job.

OK. Yes - that's absolutely true, and has caused untold horror.

Not only that, but the idea she needed a partner to "fix" her. To be honest, as a young person I probably felt that way, too. But one grows up.

"Evolution implies progress."

When hard drugs are readily available, people get addicted to them. Look at the US in the beginning of the 20th century, China before Mao, or current-day Iran (not legal, but readily available), or modern day doctors and nurses, who have the highest addiction rates of any profession - because they have access.

Perhaps somewhere in the internet universe, bored, immature people are savaging your work. Good thing you don't care about that sort of thing.

If the OP is personally responsible for generating millions of dollars in revenue for his boss, he may get away with it.

The ACLU does not agree.

I put my art work out on the internet under my real name. Surprisingly little snark, though, perhaps because I don't take myself too seriously.

Yes, but there's nothing like the smoothness and torque of straight-8.