Yes, inherent selfishness is the problem with unchecked capitalism too. Expecting the greediest of people with the most selfish of motives to somehow do what is in the best interest of people, communities, animals, or the earth is silliness. They literally can’t. They are hoarders. And some of them are sociopaths or…

Ask Melania.

Just take cocaine and drink vodka like a normal person. 

They support Democratic Socialism which is based on the principles of a democracy. Like FDR and Teddy Roosevelt. Democratic Socialism is using a little money from everyone to provide services for everyone. This country already has many social constructs paid for with our tax dollars - the military, highways and…

That guy looks like he lives in a shipping container full of used panties.

All the best people.

Except every single Uber in NYC (i) has to be licensed by the Taxi and Limousine Commission, (ii) has an easily identifiable sticker on the window and (iii) has a license plate that begins with T and ends with C.

Was Pete really that averse to taking it to the rim?

Absolutely. They block ATF’s ability to create that database— and they block the CDC from studying gun violence in terms of its being a public health issue. They block Americans’ ability to deal sensibly with guns.

Just a reminder the NRA blocks the ATF’s ability to put their own files in digital form and create a national database. A database of information they already have!

I’ll cut him some slack because he’s 75 but those are some weak-ass pull-ups and push ups. C’mon Hamilton, you know it.

Translation: we didn’t get an offer good enough.

UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

Wow, the Fiserv Forum! Finally a crappier name than one of my hometown joints, the Cool Insuring Arena.

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

Probably misspelled Golden Tate in his contacts. Could happen to anyone.

Dwight Howard is so toxic that one of the league’s most difficult personalities coming off an Achilles tear was somehow still the safer choice.

I believe him. He told me Scarlett Johansson wanted him but he turned her down because she’s a smoker.

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

Much better to ingest and absorb the killer, competitive instinct of the bovine.