“LOUD NOISES”

He definitely plays the, uh, game the right way. 

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

With any luck he’ll fucking croak within a couple weeks of the inauguration of his successor. 20 more years of his even-more mush-brained derping and a gold-plated Presidential Library in the middle of the 9/11 memorial charging $75 admission to look at Ben Garrison political cartoons will make us wish they had just…

If you get in my personal space and smirk, your face inches from mine, the context doesn’t matter and the intent is clear.

Dementia is common in people over the age of 65, but in Trump’s case, I think drugs and stress may also be factors. Plus, he has the attention span of a toddler. Also, his Depends® were full. 

“And I would have gotten away with it too, if I hadn’t registered the domain under my own name!”

Silly that he made such a big stink over this.

“More triggered Liberals” *squints* “wait a second...”

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

I just think Tuck Her Carlson would be such a good drag queen name.

I was just trying to keep Muslims from getting into the country and this rude woman keeps asking me to obey court orders. What is the world coming to?

Why should we take her word for it over all those people in the world who say they haven’t bullied her?

AND WHY DID SHE WAIT SO LONG TO COME FORWARD? 

If she’s that bullied, why hasn’t she contacted the FBI? Can she prove she is the most bullied person in the world? 

Join the club; I’ve been dealing with it by just not talking to my dad anymore (since Faux News has completely brainwashed him). It’s just not worth the fighting, the personal attacks, and then the backstabbing.

I hate that Trump’s America is the America we live in (I was never more disappointed in my country than I…

I called my parents last night as I do every Friday. I ended up talking to Dad for about a half hour about the Kavanaugh thing. He’s conservative, but not off-the-rails conservative.

His behavior today should be be enough to disqualify him. He took a big watery shit right in front of the entire country. Nervous puppies have better self control than he showed today.

Kavanaugh’s performance today was for one person and one person only. And it worked. His visits to the WH were 100% being coached exactly what to do in order to please Trump. Trump loves him, so must the GOP in order to keep Trump’s base, regardless that there are hundreds of other Kavanaugh clones that the GOP could…

Instead, everything about his past, present, and future says he has no respect for women. He will continue to deny ever doing anything wrong to women in his life. He will always be their nemesis in a quest for equality and basic human dignity. He can get bent.