The lede picture is Ronaldo’s face at its most punchable. 

Don’t forget about his quest to instill civility back into political discourse!

Can we take it easy on the President guys? He’s too busy getting the remains of our brave soldiers who fought in Korea, and investigating the nation wide voter fraud, filing his tax returns, investigating his predecessor’s birth certificate, fixing our nations 42% unemployment rate, negotiating “great deals” and…

Trump is far too stupid to understand the concept of pi. 

I’m going to count to pi, Scott. 3... 3.14... 3.141...3.1415...

“I’m going to count to 3 Scott. 1.....2......2.5.....2.9.....2.91...2.91236.....”

God help us if we don’t take congress in the midterms.

Except when Trump calls McCain a loser for being a POW. Then they just look away. 

Suh, you maligned Beauregard! Ah demand satisfaction!!!!

And just doesn’t care. And won’t be held accountable. Dude should be in prison.

I’m legit impressed at the number and variety of ways he’s managed to prove what a corrupt, venal shithead he is.

Scott Pruitt is Frank Underwood if the character was played by Tobias Funke.

It’s literally in the manual about how abusers work. Psychologists have an acronym for it and everything.

One time my friend burned me with a cigarette, and I punched him in the balls. And he got mad at me like I overreacted. That’s the Trump administration in a nutshell.

It is not civil to politely ask people to leave. When you don’t want another person to be in a certain place, the civil thing to do is separate them from their families, kidnap and imprison their children indefinitely, and lock them up. This is precisely what the people at the restaurant failed to do. Be civil. Be…

You honestly cannot be more of a snowflake than if you work for the Trump administration. She’s on TV, begging people to stop treating them poorly due to how poorly they behave. She was asked kindly to leave the restaurant, she wasn’t met with a “Get the fuck out of her you traitorous bitch”, it was “Please leave, we…

Right out of the abusers’ playbook.

According to CNN, Trump only decided to lower the flags after confirming the request did, indeed, come from Mayor Buckley.