I would love to see the bullet points of his ideal political platform.

Who’s really the absolute worst one? Because that’s who he’ll pick. I’d bet every dime I have.

OMFG, Fallon, way to channel Regina George here.

when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality. You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy?

Seriously there is a lack of awareness of why people were upset there (they were “ganging up” on you because you empowered a giant bully).

I bet he’s sorry. Sorry that his ratings have been sinking like a stone while both Colbert’s and Kimmel’s have steadily risen for the last two years. Sorry indeed.

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

“I know my family snuck in through the Canadian border after the potato famine. Just because they were white didn’t make it okay, but that shouldn’t even be the point.”

63 million people knowingly voted for this

You know that psycho Miller is trying to figure out a way to convince Trump that he needs to stop the “flood” by shooting people on sight.

Sure, it’s like those people who can only understand rape is bad if they have a daughter or a sister.

“A lot of people yelling at you on TV don’t even have children,”

“A lot of people yelling at you on TV don’t even have children,” said Carlson, ...

“They care far more about foreigners than their own people.”

How do people sat at a table with this guy even not throw up a little bit in their own mouths? I mean regardless of the point of the meeting if anyone even the president spouted such bullshit in front of me, I’d get up and leave.

THIS. This is everything. A NK director and regime insider said that, in 2014, Kim Jung Un committed to achieving nuclear capability in 2017, and then thereafter seeking legitimacy from the world as a country on equal footing. Lo and behold ... here we are. The correct approach to NK is and has always been: hell no we…

I’m pulling you out of the greys because

Let’s shit on our Canadian and European allies and instead advocate for partnerships with Russia and North Korea. Holy hell, you guys.

Uppitiness was Ali’s real crime in Trump’s mind.