Hear hear! Houstonite here for almost 18 years. Austin is fine, no hate, but the smug gets frustrating. Also, Torchy’s AIN’T that great, y’all, so stop trying to shove those mediocre tacos into my pie hole the second I walk into town.

Hah, sorry, not offended. Just a pet peeve of mine. I used to think Austin was the only non-right wing part of the state when I grew up there. When I moved to Houston my internal monologue was “I wonder how long until I can move back to Austin?”, but now if I won the lottery I would probably stay in Houston (though…

He’s actually getting a lot of support from around the state.

He can eat some of mine. I’ll be sure to eat some extra corn the day before.

+1

Get out man, or put down the bottle. Maybe both.

Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

She must really, really hate her father to be such an ardent Trump supporter after everything he’s said and done to disparage John McCain.

J Edgar Hoover, the guy who tried to get Martin Luther King, Jr. to commit suicide? Yeah, I would hate for him to disapprove of me.

“Media in this country is biased and I am the only source of news that you can trust!!!!!”

Sorry, Don, DaddyIssues is already taken.

They’re not even trying to hide the intent. As a Nashville native, I can confirm that these hillbilly pig-fuckers have nothing but contempt for Memphis and Nashville (coincidentally, the two main pockets of blue in a very red state). They scream about state’s rights and city’s rights until it doesn’t fit their agenda.

Eh, some people recognize that ugliness (to varying degrees and sizes) nestles in the hearts of all people. Some people enjoy tempering criticism with context or breadth of understanding. Some folks need the false catharsis of railing against a dead body that can neither hear, nor care about, their cries.

I love how the same people who freak out over an athlete kneeling during an anthem as “against the flag and our country” are fighting so hard to keep up monuments of people who literally fought against our flag and our country. You can’t make this shit up... #AMURKA

Trump could blow up the world with MySpace.

Imagine the havoc this asshole would cause if he was on instagram.

She tried to warn us.. but there was just SOMETHING about her voice I didn’t like, and what about her emails? At least we’re better off now!!1!

And Congress will do nothing in response. They’ve ceded their Constitutional role of deciding when the nation goes to war because actually being responsible for things isn’t something they’re happy with.

I’ll say it for all of us: