Sunday night Hannity tweeted at Stephanaououaupolououous that his relationship to the Clintons made it impossible for anyone to trust his coverage of them. Less than 24 hours later we got this gift from Cohen. These guys really just love cramming their own feet into their pie holes.

When David Vitter (of diapers and prostitute fame) ran for governor in Louisiana, people were like “GOD FORGAVE HIM SO I CAN TOO” when Vitter never really admitted what he did or apologized in any real way. I’m like, does God forgive anyone you don’t like?

I don’t know. Occam’s razor says the whole thing’s more likely part of a liberal conspiracy to prevent Fox from revealing evidence of Hillary’s murder of Seth Rich because he was about to blow the whistle on the Pizzagate pedophiles’ involvement in Benghazi.

There are so many delicious things about this exceedingly stupid story, but I love that it likely is a convergence og two things I’ve previously stated:

When your co-workers are openly saying “I’m glad you’ve embroiled yourself in an ethics scandal to distract the public from my own ongoing ethics scandal.”, it’s entirely possible there’s an ethics problem with the organization as a whole.

When even Alan Dershowitz is telling you maybe you mishandled your ethics ... damn.

Now is not the time to get political about this very political event.

Are you guys still talking about this? Give it a rest, it’s been literally minutes.

They still drag Steven Seagal’s bloated carcass out of the ocean and staple a carpet sample to it a couple times a year and call that a “movie”.

I’m sure 75% of her conversations about Ginobili revolve around the fact that he’s stolen his roster spot from a nice real American like Danny Ferry back in 2003.

Wait until she finds out they got a LaMarcus and a Gay

I say you should only get to criticize the President if you graduated from a military academy and served 5 years overseas during the height of the Cold War but maybe my ideas are outdated.

Casanova says she doesn’t know or care when the Spurs play, because she’s “angry” at how Popovich is “attacking the people who had been so loyal.”

Oh I imagine Casanova does have problems with Leonard, Ginobili, and Parker.

Listen, if the democrats run off half-cocked here and talk about impeaching Trump (emoluments clause, you dumb motherfuckers) they will end up just like the republicans: Controlling all three branches of the federal government, have a majority on the supreme court, and control the majority of state legislatures and…

GUARDS, SEIZE HER!

I didn’t think they could make it worse, but I guess it goes to show you: never underestimate the awfulness of old, rich white dudes.

‘and police even approached the podium’

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.