You really buried the lede with this special elections nonsense when the real story is, how can that dumbass abstract squiggle be this nitwit’s signature?

Donald Trump - putting the ‘What neurosis?’ in ‘Wharton Business School’ since whenever his dad paid the school enough to let him attend commencement.

It’s pretty simple to understand - if Trump succeeds in his agenda, the country does not. He works mainly for himself, his kids, and his billionaire buddies, whose interests don’t normally align with 99% of the American people. So of course we don’t root for him to succeed.

Fuck off, no one owes that flabby dotard shit. It’s the other fucking way around. Fuck that bullshit about “he’s our president” and “equal time”. When he says or does something worthy of respect I’ll respect him, however I’m fully confident that day will never come. I’m totally fucking sick and tired of hearing you…

I want the country to succeed. I do not want Trump to succeed. Because if he succeeds at what he wants to do, it will be worse for most people including myself.

If Trump thinks Amazon pays no sales tax (it pays sales tax in 45 states) and that USPS loses money on Amazon (package delivery is one of its profitable businesses), I may be gaining a better understanding of why he has declared bankruptcy so many time.

I can’t speak to Amazon’s local largess, but they paid north of 400 million in taxes in 2016. Amazon has decidedly mixed business practices in their treatment of their staff, but Trump doesn’t have a leg to stand on in calling out someone for payment of taxes.

If the Keebler Elf were a D&D character, his alignment would be Lawful Evil:

As I posted elsewhere, Trump’s hard-on for Amazon has nothing to do with the postal system or vanishing brick & mortar retail.; he couldn’t give a shit about either one. His actual agenda is to cause as much trouble for Jeff Bezos as possible since Bezos is the owner of the Washington Post which, along with The NY…

Oh yeah, absolutely. The total pool of guns actually belongs to a surprisingly small percentage of the population, for the reason that gun owners tend to own multiple guns. So we have this NRA-backed view that the average gun owner is just this person who wants one gun for protection, a couple guns for hunting, or…

It’s important to point out that SHS, as the voice of the current administration, does nothing but lie.

Oh god yes. I tried to do this when it was asked of me, but good god, it was awkward and uncomfortable.

Aye, papi...

He doesn’t want to marry her.

“We’re all sinners. something something something abortion... something something something Hillary Clinton”

So I’m pulling this idiot out of the greys because this is just too hilarious. “Completely normal” that is not, and I’m confident if you did a survey that’d be proven. My parents call each other by their first names, you know like most spouses. Even my most formal and heavily Christian grandparents called each other…

+1

I’d also like to hear what Pence has to say about his adorable bunny’s late namesake, Marlon Brando, whose dear friend, Quincy Jones, had this to say about him a couple of weeks ago:

And The President wants to call his daughter ‘Wife’.

If true, all future references to the Vice President should be styled, “Self-described motherfucker Mike Pence.”