Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

If this is your company's "mascot", this shit will happen occasionally.

On the plus side, those tickets would only cost $13,059.36 if your son is playing in the game

Even though it didn't work out for him, at least one person associated with Oregon football knows how to work an angle.

I was going to make a joke about them going after Marc Trestman, but I started thinking and I could absolutely see them doing that.

Mangini isn't just ANY Forty Niners assistant. He's the tight end coach for the 2014 season. You know the one that turned Vernon Davis from an offensive monster to a guy with 26 catches for just under 250 yards.

Good luck with that, Oakland!

I'm so sick of Deadspin just piling on the hate towards the Raiders. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that Mark Davis is NOTHING like his father Al. Mark doesn't give a damn about 40 yard dash times. The new coach of the Raiders will clearly be the guy with the best 40 yard shuffle time.

Mark, bring the Raiders back to their glory days: just use Ask Madden on every play.

Murray: Questionable (Penis)

Eh, this Rice is too grainy.

"Is that how law works? Somebody clue me in, here. Can I just go around fining people for shit?"

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

Most tools. (i.e. hammer, screwdrivers, wrenches, saws, drills, dremels, etc.) Just buy a tool whenever you need it and try to work with what you have whenever possible.

i thought maybe he was tryign to cover up another teams logo, but that would be stupid with that big los angeles across his chest.

Why is he touching his hat during the pose?

He will never be healthy, until he returns that MVP he stole from LeBron.