Lakers have cut everyone, will pay Kobe entire cap, Kobe will continue to play 1 v 5 for the rest of the season.

Kobe killed Swaggy

They found that airplane.

Howard Beck just saw 2 Girls One Cup.

Kobe plans to pass the ball at least once on Wednesday.

Well it certainly wasn't LeBron's barber. He hasn't had to cut in years.

"Samaje Perine" sounds like an artisanal mayonnaise Burneko would teach us to make.

If my Ph.D. has taught me anything of value and practical use, it's that hierarchical rankings of this type are highly subjective and open to infinite critique and deconstruction. To be sure, what is an ordinal list if not a descending tally of one person's whims and wants? Why not stretch the list back to our…

fuck you #23 was Michael Jordan's number

We are all witnesses.

In his defense, being ONE OF the top soccer coaches IN THAT AREA is a pretty hot seat.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. CLASSIC.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

I'm as pure as pure can be.

"I did not ask that girl out on a date," he told me. "I was 22 or 23 years old at the time, and I knew she was friends with a couple of the players on my team, so I invited her to a team function. We were going to have dinner and watch Scream at my house, and then go water skiing at the lake that Saturday.

I have to be honest.. this story seems juicy with some possible sex stuff, cheating, douchbaggery phone snitching, blackmail and the like... I think I saw allegations of a private room strip club foracble titty sucking ...but I dont know who the fuck these people are

Um. No.

Blount, pulling the sports equivalent of one of the members in a threesome getting insanely jealous that the other two are so fucking into each other....