NCAA By-Laws sect. 114.69-72:

He needs to talk to Bill Cosby about how to cover up rape.

Green Ranger

what was really great about that law in Texas when I bartended there is that we were expected to know who the functioning alcoholics were and not let them drink too much lest we be thrown in prison when they went out drinking and driving later

White Flicks

I know his defense is a joke, but you'd think he could at least guard against flakes.

So you really are head and shoulders the worst guy here, Tom.

White Flakes Can Jump

The Escape from Itch Moutain

Good sports that they are, the editors at Opelika-Auburn News replied by encouraging the folks at Ole Miss to use more of the read option.

- Waitwaitwait, hear me out, hear me out. How about...Monument of Insufferability?

It's fun to watch a guy who makes over $400,000 year off the play of his school's unpaid athletes try to stake out the moral high ground.

"Oh snap!" - Laquon Treadwell's leg

God, all the typos in this letter are hilarious. I mean, "those of those?" And "University of Mississippi?" The fuck was this guy on?

This guy can go fjuck himself.

"Jets? The 9/11 hijackers used jets as weapons. If you are a Jets fan, you support terrorism."

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

"If there is somebody that's on our payroll that is saying things like that, I will soon get to the bottom of it and they won't be working for us anymore."

I clicked though the Modern Farmer website and saw nothing on John Deere's 2015 model year harvesters, or anything on rice futures. This is bullshit.