Sad to say that I’ve seen how quickly this type of thing can escalate to the particular shitbag that thinks this stuff is funny. When I was in high school football, we had the period before baseball practice, so I would end up showering before my last classes while the baseball douches were arriving. One time, as I…

I think the reason most Pats fans are aggrieved is because they’re from New Hampshire/Vermont/Rhode Island. If there is one thing I’ve learned from frequent work and leisure trips to Boston, is that the bulk of “Massholes” are from those states. Manch Vegas is a god-forsaken land.

Ginuwine- Pony for me. But, honestly, in junior high, your underwear only needed to graze the head ever so slightly and you'd get a rock hard boner. Those were the days.

Excuse me, Mr. Classless! I bleed light blue, and light green, and white, and gun metal grey, and dark navy blue, and dark green, and sometimes bright neon green, and pink...and the point is...fuck you! We started the 12th Man so much longer before the Aggies, which admittedly have been around since the 1800's...but…

This man’s facial expressions and body language explicitly say, “My eye is INSANE! and is freaking you OUUUUUUT!”

I find it unfortunate that Roy Hibbert has become such a joke. I know I am a Spurs homer, but I think of what could have been if he had been able to leave that toxic Pacers team to go somewhere that would have continue to develop his obvious skills and succeed. Boban Marjonovic’s garbage time displays of brilliance…

My favorite part of his ejection tirades is how he will flip the fuck out, and the second he’s tossed, he turns on his heel and heads straight to the locker room.

The last seven years have been very interesting for Spurs fans as we “started transitioning out of Duncan’s stardom” (because, ya know, he was getting ready to retire and all). There were tons of questions marks, but we effectively drafted no-name George Hill, drafted Tiago Splitter and convinced him to come over,…

I used to work at a kids summer camp, and I was always pissed that the nerdy kid getting put in the trash can was named Conrad Steele. He definitely did not own his name.

Also, more proof that Rondo’s career is circling the drain.

But, seriously, let’s put it in the opposite way to illustrate the absurdity. Let’s say the city owns the team. They are asking you and a group of investors to pay for the facility, but the city will own all concessions and ticket sales. They will pay you back in tax credits...MAYBE. Would you invest?

A group of investors and I are going to build a strip center with public money. We will receive 100% of the compensation from rent, and portions of gross receipts from our tenants. In exchange, the public will benefit from all of those sweet sweet jobs I’m going to create! There’s even going to be a Crate & Barrel!

I can only hope Brett gets fired and comes back to SA. He's a solid assistant and the team loved him.

On the optimistic side, there would have been no facemask penalties or sprained wrist on that side.

You're on fire today, bro.

I first saw STP back in ‘00 after the release of Number 4. He arrived onstage clearly coked out of his head, wearing nothing but cowboy boots, tighty whities, draped in the American flag, and proceeded to writhe around the stage for the next 90 minutes. His performance was flawless. To 15 year old me, he was a golden…

Holy hell, this gave me chills.

What is even more bananas is that Kawhi could win DPOY again, make noise in the MVP race in the unlikely event Curry falls off a cliff, the Spurs will still lock down higher than a three seed, and he will average less than 32 minutes a game.

Seriously, great post, Kevin. I’m getting so frustrated and fed up with these Bar certified attorneys using the defense of, “This didn’t happen, but if it did, that fucking slut wanted it!” Clearly, there have been so many complicit in covering up these women’s pleas.

Can we pay some of the sabermetric nerds to create a measurable across all 4 sports to define career intensity? Like PER, only for insanity.