While it is pretty shameful they did this all for the sake of two rich people after he was essentially on the cushiest assignment you can get, it’s a game of averages in the Marines. I have two close family members that were officers. One was Force Recon and rooted in caves looking for Taliban without even a satellite…

This rambled more than a Matthew McConaughey interview.

I was prepared to throw a shit fit on the number of games the Spurs are playing, but damn...I don't think we've ever had more than LA in history.

These ratchet bitches need to watch their asses in fashion, too. He is Top Gun.

Is Tristan Thompson’s Threat To Take The Ark Of The Covenant A Bluff?

If there is one piece of advice I can impart to my future children: don't ever talk to people with face tattoos.

The guy has so much money that it might be silly to say he’s suing based on ‘principle’. However, doesn’t he realize he’s probably pretty close to death?

CJK5H

Aaron, don't lose that number.

She must love him Unconditionally.

I loved the Spurs-era Kevin Willis. He was there to spell old ass David Robinson and Malik Rose for 10 minutes a game and put people in the hospital. In ‘03’ he averaged 11 minutes and 1.7 fouls. The dude was a bruiser.

Damn. I'm suspended indefinitely for hiring a guy to do wet work.

Imagine getting a “K Thanks Bye, You Old Fuck” letter. I believe in modernizing the way people think about sports and what is considered achievement, but that's gotta be harsh.

I have high hopes for him in a stacked second unit if he makes the team. I see a lot of Danny Green in him: Good in college, didn’t quite fit anywhere for three years, was picked up off the scrap heap, worked with Engelland and became deadly, and now got PAID (and even less paid than others wanted to give him.) There…

There goes his Dancing With The Stars aspirations.

Whatever keeps him from making more 30 Seconds to Mars albums...

I’m kind of bummed he didn’t go into the Bucaneers essentially using free labor at concessions stands. It blows even more holes in the job creation argument.

If I remember correctly, Baez is the same guy who got that alleged baby-killer off of death row.

People seriously underestimate his trolling abilities. Please watch his basketball instructional video and refer back to this article.

Sydney kind of reminds me of what I exclusively dated while I was in early college pretending to be a punk musician and was way out kicking my coverage