Tuaca adds a nice little sumthin sumthin to sangria.

Juwana Mann

Alex Morgan looks pretty evolved to me.

On a separate note, I frustratingly learned the brewing process of Michelob Ultra...it will piss you off.

The pizza place in my hometown was shockingly one of the highest grossing restaurants in a 100 mile radius (but not shockingly had fucking great pizza with every ingredient made from scratch). I worked there in high school and then for a couple of summers when home from college. It was an awesome working environment…

What the hell happened to the back of his head?

You had to be committed to finishing yours in less than ten minutes though. The last 8 oz were always fucking brutal when warm. That’s what made Ed 40 Hands so impossible: there is no way to enjoyably finish 80 oz of malt liquor without guzzling a lot of shit.

High Life was always a solid choice when the cash was low. It was the right balance between sweet and the outright sweat in a Beast can. However, my friends and I wrecked a fair amount of King Cobra, Mickeys, and OE. We had a roommate that was a manager of a Costco liquor and could order anything we wanted, so we got…

It’s like they raided Warner’s office and found a filing cabinet with the subheading ‘Bribes’

Houston was the worst form of team basketball I’ve ever seen. It was equal parts of them REALLY needing James Harden to hang on to the ball and get hot, and equal parts James Harden holding on to the ball for too long before jacking contested threes with plenty of time left in the shot clock. Four other pretty decent…

I had a drumming buddy that got a chance to jam with him live. He still considers it one of the greatest honors in his life and can speak to the humility of BB King. Rest easy, sir.

Ugh this is the team that beat my Spurs.

It’s very sad how long the scars stay with you. My father was the victim of a physically and very emotionally abusive dad (told him constantly how worthless he was, etc). He is 65 now and still bears the weight of that childhood. It will never leave him. I can only hear second-hand from my mom what kind of fear he…

Can we get Bone Thugs to do the opener of the next series? ‘Thuggish Ruggish Bone’ will be the best part of that game.

I was at work bartending. I thought I was just gonna let one ease out and it was much hotter than I thought it would be. Immediately, I knew this was bad. Luckily, it was early in my shift and no one was there. I duck-walked to the bathroom and did what I could to salvage my underwear by washing them off and trying…

I’m sad that watching him spin move to dunk has become so hohum since he cannot do anything else.

What will be the headline when they don’t?

I think their main issue they struggled with this season was injury. Losing Lewandowski wasn't easy either.

Just curious: is there a reason why they don’t go to 4 quarters of play, even if they are just 10 minutes long with a shorter shot clock? It would give coaches so many more opportunities to create half court offensive and defensive schemes. Would the NCAA see that as openly farming for the NBA?

The NBA is so much different than NFL when it comes to the draft. You always draft the best player, not for need. The Blazers didn't need Michael Jordan because they already had Drexler, but they should have drafted him anyway. Should the Knicks win the draft lottery, whomever is the best player available is who they…