Such a bummer yet it's not a huge loss at the same time. I got a chance to play in a football game there around 2000-2001. The locker room area was rusty, toilets were falling apart, a murky water would seep through the carpet with each step, I pulled one of the shower handles off with little to no effort, and I'm…

His posts to the website have become nothing more than glorified Buzzfeed articles.

People don't decline at golf the way he has. It's absurd.

Ah man, still too soon.

Toss up between X-Pac and Scott Hall, but the slight nod given to the latter. X looks like he's running a meth lab in a trailer park, so I guess he is still at least doing stuff. Hall is just looking like a shambling corpse.

He is still an incredibly poor shooter. For every time he executes that floater, he bricks another two shots.

He sounds like a Michigan Man.

BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA! BRENNAN HAS A MANGINA!

I just watched 'The Firm' the other day and it feels eerily like the NFL, down to the Nordic assassin . Gawker should find a whistleblower inside to steal files and get progressively sweatier as time goes on.

Oh man shitty Italian fast food chain is definitely Fazolis. I knew the second I read jizzy fettuccine.

" The vast and ridiculous vein of privilege that feeds all this abstraction is unmissable and uneasy if also, finally, mostly laughable—a bunch of wealthy older men, standing at a safe distance from those in the street, fact-checking chants and clucking at misplaced apostrophes on protesters' signs."

Lately, he looks like some kid from Make A Wish who was taken to raid the team store before meeting the players.

My buddy is in the non-profit world and he will never be in charge of one unless he gets his Ed.D, even if he is over qualified for the job. It's a joke.

He has that perpetually confused look down pretty well. I'm waiting for the Instagram video of him suiting up at practice, "juking" Polamalu out of his shoes and then mean mugging the camera.

I try not to toss around the term 'alcoholic' a lot, but you don't get to that blood alcohol content without some practice. Not only that, in the state of Texas it is criminal for a bartender to get a patron as drunk as he was. I've never agreed with that law until today. Whoever did that to him needs to be held…

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Honestly, this is why I donate money, food, and clothing to battered woman shelters before homeless shelters. I promise you that you have one in your community that will clothe and feed these women, but also put them up in a hotel with police supervision to HIDE from these men until charges can be filed. So many women…

One time, my buddy barfed on the seat next to him on the red line in Boston. He was in such a hurry to get off the train before someone saw his foulness, that he left his backpack that contained un-cashed checks from work and his passport, among other things.

Heineken always contains some kind of metallic flavor to it, like biting on a screw. I feel as though I am going to get lockjaw from drinking one.