Yeah, it’s not the same. I’d feel bad if my car hit a parking cone.

Fox had zero faith in the Deadpool project. They were probably cutting costs as much as possible.

When we decrypt the video signal and see alien porn for the first time.

And the movie The Plague Dogs. Might want to skip that one.

I think that’s the point. Clinton’s strategy with Trump has been to let him hang himself. When he goes quiet, goad him into a spittle-flecked response and hand him another length of rope. Repeat. She’s rope-a-doping this chump.

I think everyone got that. Every board I’ve ever posted to has followed me. It’s probably a mass uplifting out of the greys, for all faithful Gawker commenters.

All because some nebulous “It’s wrong to kill.”

The Cheese Wheel was a homage to the season one Liberty Bell. I can’t decide which I love more.

I disagree. Kinja is infuriating and broken in all sorts of frustrating ways, and with Gawker going down the tubes I’ve been spending more and more time on Reddit. It reminds me of old-school Usenet, and I like that kind of environment.

Because we have good reasons to wipe 2000-2010 from our memories.

I have lived alone for 18 years. Been having a long-distance relationship with a woman for 13 of those years. This month I bought a house where we’re going to live together. I didn’t see the house until closing day, so perhaps I should rephrase: I bought my girlfriend a house.

So I’m trying to figure out...are cartoons predicting the future again, or is corporate America catching up to the absurdity of cartoons?

He’s got super-strength, so his esophagus is probably super-swallowey. Since his arms can lift a city bus, his mouth and throat could probably suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Yeah, I didn’t befriend a herd of Jackaldragons to let them disappear. I hope someone else finds them someday. (I should have taken pictures. Take a jackal, add a lizard’s tail and dragonfly wings, and make it 6 meters long. Herbivores, thankfully.)

That van actually looks a lot like my current spaceship in No Man’s Sky. Even has the alien mushroom camouflage paint scheme.

Used pacifier for sale, T-Rex sized.

I’m only imagining you have telepathy.

My smartphone is enabling my schizophrenia.

Time travel terrorists, endorse Obama/Biden!

Why do I have the impression Seth Rogen is an average guy with no real talent? He seems to get by in Hollywood via his connections and being inoffensive. I’m pretty sure that I can do everything Seth Rogen can do, plus rocket science. I wish I knew someone who would read a screenplay if I put it in front of them.