Because that’s what genocide really needs: Compassionate branding.

There is no defense for Ms. Servos...script that if Trump sues her, they will be able to subpoena ask the behind the scenes footage from the Apprentice for that season, and maybe other seasons. Then they destroy Trump utterly.

Yeah, I gotta agree. I think Obama’s done. He wants to continue to help out, but he’s tired of being the one with the target on his forehead.

Maybe, if it were white.

Trump has said that he’s going to renegotiate and/or tear up the NAFTA treaty.

Trump is planning to pay for the wall by hiking trade tarrifs with Mexico. He’s said as much several times. There’s nothing Mr. Nieto can do about that. Except start a trade war, of course, which will demolish the economies of both countries, but Trump doesn’t care about the consequences as long as the wall is built.

What sort of syrup goes best with immigration waffles?

Yeah, it’s not the same. I’d feel bad if my car hit a parking cone.

I think that’s the point. Clinton’s strategy with Trump has been to let him hang himself. When he goes quiet, goad him into a spittle-flecked response and hand him another length of rope. Repeat. She’s rope-a-doping this chump.

I think everyone got that. Every board I’ve ever posted to has followed me. It’s probably a mass uplifting out of the greys, for all faithful Gawker commenters.

I have lived alone for 18 years. Been having a long-distance relationship with a woman for 13 of those years. This month I bought a house where we’re going to live together. I didn’t see the house until closing day, so perhaps I should rephrase: I bought my girlfriend a house.

Ashley is quickly becoming my favorite Gawker writer.

io9 is effectively retired (they’ll deny it, but it is) and Gizmodo isn’t interested in movie reviews.

I saw the film last night, and critics can say whatever they want but I liked it a lot. It’s the best DC film since TDK, and it effectively gets you to care about its main cast of sociopaths. It has a lot of flaws but it’s a fun film.

I keep saying this — it’s not a glitch. Niantic’s servers were hit hard by the unprecedented demand for this game, and calculating the distance to nearby pokemon was one of the expensive processes. They turned it off to save bandwidth and processor time, to keep their server farms from bursting into flame.

For almost a year I’ve been seeing Hillary-bashers on the internet trying to win an argument by asking someone to list any of Hillary’s accomplishments. Those trolls have gone *very* quiet this week.

> we also believe that there was some sabotage because how do you explain if that would cement blocks within the plumbing?

I think Barack has shown that if enough pressure is applied, Black does crack.

Just a note about the toss circle: If your ball hits the pokemon — as in, it hits the 3D model in any way — it will attempt to capture the pokemon. If your ball hits within the moving circle, you’ll get a small bonus to capture rate. If your ball hits within the moving circle when it’s very small, you’ll get an…

Pokemon are known to spawn in certain locations by biome. So what this map is going to end up being is a biome map by way of Niantec’s databases.