Because that’s what genocide really needs: Compassionate branding.

Pretty much she’d ignore it. You don’t think Wonder Woman blocks bullets because they can hurt her, do you?

If it’s a *shocking* reveal, could Rey’s parents be Luke...and Leia?

There is no defense for Ms. Servos...script that if Trump sues her, they will be able to subpoena ask the behind the scenes footage from the Apprentice for that season, and maybe other seasons. Then they destroy Trump utterly.

Yeah, I gotta agree. I think Obama’s done. He wants to continue to help out, but he’s tired of being the one with the target on his forehead.

Maybe, if it were white.

Brooklyn Park. There’s tons of card shops around, I just have to find the free time. And change my deckbuilding strategy — I’ve spent the last ten years building a new deck every week for FNM, and I will no longer have time for that.

This is looking like one of the best Magic sets in years. The art, storyline, design, and power level are all top-notch. I was thinking of quitting MTG now that I’ve moved to Minnesota, but I can’t miss out on this set.

I’m guessing that ‘Mr. Oz’ is an ascended Ozymandius, and he’ll be helping the heroes fight against Doc Manhattan.

Have you all seen the Rick and Morty/Avengers GIF? Haveyouseenithaveyousseenit? Here’s a link, but I’m not taking credit for this masterpiece. Best GIF I’ve seen in years.

Trump has said that he’s going to renegotiate and/or tear up the NAFTA treaty.

Trump is planning to pay for the wall by hiking trade tarrifs with Mexico. He’s said as much several times. There’s nothing Mr. Nieto can do about that. Except start a trade war, of course, which will demolish the economies of both countries, but Trump doesn’t care about the consequences as long as the wall is built.

When even the My Little Pony comics are making fun of you, you need to realize that you have a problem.

It was this frog’s brother, finally getting revenge.

Just to note, in that pangolin picture only the lion is playing around. The pangolin is *not* having fun.

‘Custom labelling system that lets you group your pictures in any kind of bucket you like’

The gun won’t be a .38. It’ll be of a size the cops have never seen before — an X-calibre.

At least one of these false ‘signals’ turned out to be a microwave oven in the observatory that the radio telescope was picking up when someone turned it on. So it’s entirely possible this is a terrestrial signal.

What sort of syrup goes best with immigration waffles?