Slaves did not lose their dignity because the government allowed them to be enslaved. My employees did not lose their dignity because I kept trying to show them my dick and putting my pubic hairs on their drinks. If we’re being honest with each other, I’m not sure what the word dignity means. What’s happening, again?…

I understand why this was an upsetting experience, but tattoo artists refuse jobs all the time for all sorts of reasons. Many have a no necks, no hands policy - it’s quite common. And, as you discovered, what’s off-limits to one artist is totally okay with another - you were able to get exactly what you wanted in the…

I would rather not analyze it.

I didn’t see that but honestly I refuse to believe that any man any where has not at least thought about doing gay stuff all of these men are lying

How the meeting should have gone.

It seems like Jana is the one we should focus on. Ignored, used as unpaid labor. She could use some education and feminism. Anyone have a way to smuggle her some books?

Maybe the whitest thing about this article is that no one involved realized that they literally wrote a drug smuggling how-to and considered being even a little concerned about law enforcement asking them questions. This article is probably very illegal just on it’s face, yes? No one at this fine publication is…

40 seconds is being generous. It’s like they were like “you need to look like you are doing something” but he’s supporting his friend Nev and providing the voice of reason and why can’t that be enough.

It’s really for the dogs own good that they get out while they can.

“Sort of like when the Archduke Ferdinand announced his courtship to that bullet.”

this had the opposite reaction for me but like, I have mad daddy issues.

there are enough people in taylor’s video. it’s going to be siq.

lol i loved it. this mom seemed so legit. she was like lol idk she likes it so why not?

Reposting my response on Gawker last night because, relevant

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He hangs out with his CrossFit buddies, which means they probably do power snatches and deadlifts together before cracking open the Michelob lite and doing a bit of light mutual masturbation.

So when you buy your kids ice cream cones do you pull the cash from the “Grocery Budget” envelope or the “Erotic Stories Slush Fund” envelope?

Dude. No.

I was neutral on him until I saw that leaked sex tape. He was really sweet about eating that woman out. “You have such a pretty pussy! She’s beautiful! You shouldn’t be ashamed of her!”

OH MY GOD.