I can relate. I’ve dyed all my clothes and wallpaper in Scheele’s Green to get that beautiful Victorian look. The drowsiness, headaches, and vomiting are small prices to pay for a home that looks this good.

“Edward, a former king stepping down for a woman quite cozy with prominent Nazis”

I mean I don’t like engaging with baseless rumors spread by someone with an obvious axe to grind.

The thought of Michelle in a fascinator is all that’s sustaining me during these dark times.

Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke.
 

Honestly this series is one of my favorite hate reads. The stepdaughter always comes across smarter and more mature than the stepmom who is trying just a little too hard to be Cool Stepmom.

jesus fuck riz ahmed is so ridiculously good-looking, my god

(Shiplap on a shingle you’re welcome)

He shoulda worn seersucker.

I like “Christian Mommy blogger” as a phrase, its contains as much of a concentrated warning as a cobra with hood flared, cat with fur fluffed up, and hippo yawning combined.

Seems she’s the one in need of finding a new lunch spot. Indoors.

“...it seems that this act was directed towards his ex-girlfriend, towards whom he had a violent history of domestic abuse.”

Yes, indeed. It’s about the Franklin expedition, seen through the book The Terror, which is a horror story. Menzies plays the real-life character who, I think, took over the expedition after Franklin died.

They are actually supporters of gay rights & have spoken out in opposition to anti-trans bathroom laws, so you are likely correct.

Suggested headline: “Father” Pence caught with Big Daddy.

The real question is: what does Kellyanne Conway owe to Feminism? Before first-wave feminism women weren’t allowed into universities and law schools. Before second-wave feminism her chances of being let into those schools would still have the been slim. Once out, she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere NEAR the White House…

Do we need to go through this again? Get out there on the barricades, comrade.

I have a metric by which I measure my sobriety. If I ever find myself rocking out and really enjoying Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down I immediately cut myself off.

CHICKEN CUTLETS!!!!