Don’t let this pale tuber of a man ruin Spiderman for you. Spiderman is more than one individual. Spiderman is an idea...and you can’t grab an idea’s pussy.

She looks like she’s clenched every last molecule in her body so she doesn’t start screaming and spinning her head around.

This will not be surprising to those of us who have been paying attention. If this video surfaces, it’s not going to cause him to lose support with his base. The GOP only really lost their shit when he mentioned harrassing a white woman (as Black Twitter continues to point out.)

Every time I read about Iggy Azaleas love life, for one glorious second I think she’s dating French Stewart and for that one second everything in the world is beautiful.

NOPE. This is the genuine celebrity gossip I was raised on before Real Housewives, Teen Moms and their ilk diluted stuff.

Now if G had told Ashly she’d “cunt punt” her if she came at her and Winnie like that again, then maybe they’d be on par.

I don’t like the religion-bashing comments in here, guys. The fact of this being brought to court is laughable, but it’s important to respect other people’s cultures, whether or not you agree with their religious beliefs.

Never has your surname been more apropos.

That bird just spent a week in the Mission...

May I suggest breaking up the 3 way with Chip and Joanna and consider a relationship with Nicole Curtis? She does amazing things with old houses in Detroit and Minneapolis, drives a cool Chevy truck and loves dogs.

I would ask them if they have a title they’d prefer you to use.

I would just annoy her by mispronouncing her last name as “Biz Markee.”

DONT DRAG CHRIS EVANS INTO THIS

I feel like the answer to this question is just gonna lead to more questions, tbh...

I can’t believe I know this... she has a salon of some sort and gets paid for appearances, plus she’s a mom.

I’m kind of at the point now where I don’t care who wins. Hillary or Bernie, they’re both fine! Jesus. The fighting between the Bernie stans and the Hillary fans gives me so much fucking agita. I am beyond caring and we still have a year of this shit.

john boyega is a beautiful perfect flower and anyone that disagrees should be killed im not even joking

My aunt is Disney obsessed. I really like her but I feel like it might be some kind of personality disorder.

I can’t speak for Snack, but I’ll take that as a “strong yes.”

Read this while listening to the new Missy and I am just filled to the brim with black girl magic right now.