It should be illegal to tease this hard...

I can exclusively confirm that Idris Elba has been cast as Hon Jarrison, an alien from the planet Nahk the crew encounter on their five year mission.

I now have a mental image of Kevin Costner singing “I Will Always Love You,” and it’s fascinating.

I am seriously just going for Aquaman. And Wonder Woman. But mostly Aquaman's chest.

It's part of the interesting dichotomy that is he. By all accounts that I've seen, he's a highly skilled surgeon and one of the best. But the quest to fill a daily show with new and simple content has led us down this weird, raspberry ketone filled path.

You’ve obviously recognized why your original comment was problematic, and I applaud you working to overcome your immediate response, but I just want to ask you to reconsider how you’re approaching even your follow up comment here. She wasn’t “a man at one point.” Trans people are always a given gender, they’re just…

Tay-Tay only learned about Ina 5 years ago? God, she's so basic.

I think it's a sub field of sexology, which is a subject I'm quite fascinated by.

IS THIS A HEMINGWAY REFERENCE!?!??!!?

No one says this on threads about straight PDA. Even if they think it, they don’t say it, because they get that PDA is part of being in a relationship. It’s really demoralizing to constantly hear even so-called “allies” say that expressing your love for your partner is “gross.”

The stories are very similar. In fact, I've wondered if there hasn't been some cross-pollination of alleged details.

Lots of people don't read reddit because it's a fucking cesspool. But that's irrelevant anyway, since George posted attribution to a site that clearly is not reddit. Also, all of the Gawker Media sites are and have always been aggregate news sites. Don't like that? Fuck back off to reddit then.

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

Corporations are people too my friend.

From the pictures, I can tell that she is not Jennifer Lopez.

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You son of a bitch, I made that joke last week!

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Now I'm worried I'm secretly dating you, without my knowledge, as I had this same conversation recently.