I googled it. She had some private tutor, but it doesn't say that she graduated anything.

My dad is a big fan of the saying, "Close only counts in hand grenades and horse shoes." Do you think Paltrow knows that one?

lil table nap

all 40 of his credits dont appeal to u ok

welp its been nice being alive

Husband empties the diaper pail - I'll empty his diapers, ooh la la. I mean, whatever that means.

Oh man, seeing you unclog the poopy toilet pipes totes makes me want you to unclog my poopy pipes.

Watching someone else play video games is the actual 9th circle of hell.

He looks so creepy to me. Like he's too young to have that 60 year old televangelist thing going on.

It takes a few episodes to find its tone, but so far I'm liking it. The March girls are aged up so Amy, the youngest, is the only one still in high school, and the premise is they send a weekly video log to their mother, who's in the military and currently on deployment. There's two episodes a week, one is the video…

I am going to have to check this out! Thanks for the heads up.

NEVER FORGET.

On his hind legs. Like a little Rory Calhoun.

This woman completely and utterly outclasses her opponents, and there is nobody on the horizon that has even the slightest chance of touching her. And yet she refuses to fight Fallon Fox because of the supposed unfair advantage she has as a trans woman.

Kid Rock is not only homophobic, but racist, misogynist and also has no idea that Rock and Roll was possible due to the Blues & R&B.

i would KILL to get an invite to the met gala, but ONLY if el james was going. i wanna watch the awks

Yeah, which means he's been having gay anal type sex with his wife this whole time!

Hold on a second there, LADIES.

Why Why Why is anyone in this country casually walking around with a fucking handgun around their 4-year-old?

I put lipstick on my stuffed raccoon. In retrospect, pretty sure that raccoon was a boy to me.