The J Lo movie Anaconda had a shot of a waterfall falling UP. Her shame ceiling is up past heaven.

That poor pedophile :(

you know, american sniper gets more interesting if you decided the baby really is fake and the family is just really into this fake baby

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

I return with fruit and as I place it down, the GUY snaps his fingers

Flannel never really left you. When you saw only one set of footprints, that was when flannel carried you.

Yes, it's banned on most. The #1 party school (or maybe #2 now), the University of Iowa, has a total ban on all alcohol regardless of age. You can see how well that works out.

Yes, let's ban alcohol. Tremendous. Because now men will stop being rapists and women will stop slutting it up.

Her early-days triangle tits were really a disguised jab at the patriarchy.

flawlessness attracts us all

I can't in good conscience recommend this comment, because Papa John's is literally the worst pizza I have ever eaten, and that includes the two-month expired frozen pizza we bought at an Ocean City convenience store one time.

Yeah but does your sriracha turn you tongue into...whatever is happening in that pic? I doubt it.

um husbands chris evans and harry styles love me for who i am tysm

We'd have to see her feet first, to really know.

Restaurants will just have to realize that they are not Taco Bell. Just give it up. I would say they're fighting a losing battle but they can't even meet Taco Bell in the fields to fight.

Quick, someone with Photoshop skills! Get on this!

I wonder how many of the people complaining about Jessica's remarks turn around and, in the next breath, complain about how movies suck and are all the same these days.

boom boom here come the truth bombs

I think success really must change people :-(. This respectability politics nonsense tends to become a common default for many successful black folks. And it makes me so sad to hear this shit. Stop trying to teach victims to follow some stupid set of guidelines (THAT DONT EVEN WORK! It doesn't work. You think officers…