Ke$ha is not a guilty pleasure. She's a pleasure.

All of these explanations disturb me.

When I see him in the news or when people talk about him with Katy Perry, my instinct is always to roll my eyes, and then he shows up on some talk show and basically talks circles around the hosts on some topic that no actor would be expected to understand and I'm like, "Dammit, you got me again, Brand."

OMG, I so hope that you're talking about the same dude. I've really enjoyed the posts tonight where some folks say, "I think I know that person ..." I really want one of them to be true!

I slept with waaaaay too many college professors at numerous universities during my college tour —wonder if I knew him?

YAS. Return of the Cunt Punt!

…Do you not?

I don't know what "This hit / That ice cold / Michelle Pfeiffer / That white gold" means but I sing it in my head approximately 84498727843 times a day.

Somewhere in the Northwest, Ben Gibbard is writing a bummer of a song about this...but he was gonna write a bummer of a song anyway, he just has a topic now.

honestly they look about the same

The line between the two is a lot finer than you might think.

Are you sure about that? Her boots currently knock with Jason Momoa's boots.

I have to believe that the universe is converging upon this very moment for Lisa Bonet to finally, triumphantly slap the mess out of her TV family.

Yes, and it's that sensitivity to nuance that tabloids are known for.

Yeah, it reminds me of the first Captain America movie where they photoshopped what'shisname's head on some tiny actor's body.

someone watched a shitton of a clockwork orange and was rolling on molly so they somehow thought it was a groovy loving movie.

"I know I'm not supposed to say this already, but I'm so ready to settle down. I just need the right girl."

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

Especially since Stallone's had so many facelifts he looks like an aging but imperious soap opera matriarch.

Damn, and the dog is even black. :(