brb burning down the Buzzfeed office for categorizing Winter Soldier as a supervillain.

oh god they need to repost this for a story competition

Well, that's just perfect.

Narced on my underage cousin who was making cocktails in the kitchen.

Reading your post reminded me to call my ex-gf. Just got off the phone, we've been crying pretty hard so, sorry if I miss any typos. I let her know that, even though we broke up years ago and might not LOVE-love each other anymore, I still care deeply about her and if she ever feels this way and needs someone, I'm…

It's just so hard losing a wonderful young person who's life seems to follow a hardship mirroring your own. Hug that girl of yours for all of us!

Has it been shown that 95% of My Strange Addiction people are suffering from pica?

Make sure to go and give your girlfriend lots of hugs today if you can. I'm so, so sorry that she had to go through that.

My grandfather gives books every year and every year I get a USED Danielle Steele book. Like very obviously tattered. While everyone else gets new books or books that at least came out in the laSt five years.

Maybe the book meant something to him & he wanted to pass it along? I told my atheist brother to read more zen stuff at Christmas, though I probably wouldn't give him a book - I give gifts I think the recipient wants. Maybe he was rolling his eyes internally & thought I was being pseudo-spiritual but I actually had…

My brother does this every year - he gets my husband and I books we would never read. We read, don't get me wrong, just not financial self-help books and Atkins diet books.

In my family giving booze is a sign of understanding and love.

Don't you worry your pretty little head. This time, it's a white person speaking to her white audience. Those white people know how to retweet in correct order.

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Yeah she pisses away any goodwill she drums up. I stopped caring about Azealia because of that too.

I'm not the biggest fan of Azealia's (give her homophobic and misogynoir-istic comments) but this interview got me. It's incredibly frustrating to be as talented as she is and see other, less talented people, "take your shine," so to speak. But pop music/pop culture is not a meritocracy, unfortunately.

I don't really know, but Lanas music is better then Ambien, does it mean Franco was mastrubating in his sleep? ?

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

NEW COUPLE ALERT! Supermarket tabloid the National Examiner is reporting that U.S. president Barack Obama is having an affair with U.K. president Harry Styles.

Well aren't you a nasty little shit stirrer. Of course you can't say anything to her face because you've been banned on multiple subblogs.