I'm sad that this Dirt Bag doesn't contain any ArianaGrandeCarriedLikeABaby-gate updates.

Let's drop them into the East River with some concrete shoes.

let's start a binkie rumor

I haven't had a breakfast there in years because of that. the pancakes are my favorite but there's no way I can get there that early :-(

I would never hit on a cheeseburger! That's sick. Pizza, however...oh yes. Oh my yes.

Can I be Vape Mommy? No, wait. Scratch that, too creepy sounding.

They need grill space so they can't do breakfast? Are you telling me that they still fry their burgers? I thought they switched to microwaving frozen pre-cooked burgers years ago. I thought that the fries were the only freshly prepared food they offered and they would do away with that as soon as they could…

You are right, they really should extend breakfast at McDonalds. I am embarrassed to say that every time I am in an airport for an early flight I get a sausage, egg and cheese McGriddles. It is absolutely ungodly how many calories it has and I can feel my arteries fill up when I eat it but damnit it tastes good.

I'm going with rotting in the crawlspace after being dispatched by his new wife and her long-term boyfriend.

The only thing I eat at mcDonald's is the breakfast stuff, but I generally don't want it enough to get up and go get it before 10:30 so I never eat it. This seems like it would be a really good plan.

DUDE. Yes. I've been saying this for years. This is their trump card for when times get really tough. It's like the nuclear option - only to be used as a last resort.

McDonalds' breakfasts are infinitely better than Jack in the Box, they would be raking it in. My collegiate friends tell me several McD's close to campuses have already adopted this policy so I don't know why they haven't made it a national thing. Grownups get hangovers too.

Not a giant huge patty, avocado, ortega peppers, hot cock, ketchup, pepperjack cheese. YUM.

Noooope that is from the actual movie set!! A European Sphinx

Whatever she is worth, her owners are pieces of shit.

ZAYN actually and his lashes are so lashy that sometimes he has eyelash shadows in his face he is a beautiful person.

^^not enough stars here. get on it.

Wee Jenkins (not on the list!) the Bearded Wonder is also here to assist our group therapy.

i need this as a tattoo

I hear you. But might do it again.