The Falcon, though.

Bahaha. People are lame.

Assuming this was during college, I'm kind of worried about 20-year-olds that don't know the difference between Amsterdam and Copenhagen.

Something tells me there might be more than a few bears on Ello.

It's playable, but a little beat up, like most thrift store vinyl. The cover, which is kind of funky, is still intact, though, which I'm satisfied with. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Led_Zeppe…

My modest vinyl collection consists almost entirely of records I bought from thrift stores or garage sales. My prized possession is a copy of Led Zeppelin III I got for maybe $1.

Only settled down straight couples, though. No gay dude couples EVER. :(

Being a Cardinals fan is for life, FOR LIFE. — Signed, a former St.Louisan.

There's evidence that it does: http://www.forbes.com/sites/dandiamo…

Is it just me or do they look like they're 14 and at camp instead of being old enough to start college?

I'm happy for Kylie because, pardon the pun, I think she's the dark horse of the family.

Chicken fried steak is made from cube steak, which is NOT a New York strip. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_f…

Gotta do something with the shitty cuts of meat ...

Clearly you should write a guide to steaks, including chicken fried steak, because there are people out there who don't have a fucking clue.

(How has no one posted this gif yet?!)

What's that saying ... even a broken clock is right twice a day?

I WAAAAANNNNNTTTTTT THAT ... because I am a heathen.

Tracie will always be Slut Machine to me.

Your husband is a hero.

Oh come on, don't act like bread soaked in bacon grease wouldn't be amazing (in moderation).