My girlfriend calls that being in the turd trimester.

Anyone who has ever questioned Chris Evans' acting skills needs to see Snowpiercer pronto.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart, "Full stomach, empty soul" is the official Arby's slogan.

Non-venomous snakes can still bite; it's just not as dangerous.

Between her and Katy Perry reliving the early '00s, I feel like they should have some sort of misplaced nostalgia therapy session.

I feel like it's been more than a year, honestly. WTF.

Finally, some good news this week. <3

Oh GOD, I've blocked out a lot of crazy stories from previous jobs, but this just made me remember something from when I worked as a front desk girl ("guest services associate") at a chain motel in a rural area. Said area was really popular with deer hunters, and we had to put up signs to remind hunters not to dress…

Burt, did you catch Lowery's write-up of his arrest? http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-fe…

I've been mainpaged a lot and for some sensitive topics, so I get trolled quite a bit. I'm not sure everyone is aware that even if you dismiss a comment, if you are the author of the post, you can still see the offensive comment in your notifications. I assume it's the same with images, and I'm so, so sorry for you…

You have NO idea how disappointed I was when I figured out that Plushenko didn't actually skate to Ginuwine. >:(

What if ... Bey and Gwyneth are dating?!

Cheater! /s

Sweet. Did you wear ears or anything?

I both want to know and don't want to know what legitimately squicks you out in terms of porn.

Isn't the last one with the dog thing just a form of puppy play? Seems pretty normal to me.

I'm pretty sure he had his name legally changed to include music notes.

Yeah, oxidation is why apples and such go brown.

Oxidation and fruit? Sure, it happens all of the time. Oxidation and dairy products? I'm not sure I want to go there.

I read the HuffPo article on this earlier, and it made it seem like there was NO warning whatsoever there might be genitals, but I dunno the box seems coded to explicitly say there's a penis on that doll.