I don't know why any men would apply when this was tailor-made for Mark.

I don't know where you got that list of euphemisms for jizz, but it's like it was stolen straight from wtffanfiction.com.

I caught an interview or two with her because of her new show, and she was actually kind of likable. I was shocked. You go, Nicole.

Rosebuds for me? You shouldn't have!

I don't know if I'm more disappointed with you because you failed to mention that Riley Keough is Elvis' granddaughter or with myself because I knew that factoid off the top of my head.

You're welcome for that, btw.

I thought that was your tumblr. /s

#swag

I was about to say the same thing.

That's why I go through a McDonald's drive-thru for those. It's slightly more anonymous that way. :p

We've all been there.

Um, what, I thought Doritos Loaded were created with drunk and/or high people in mind?

I am now somewhere that has 7-11's. I want to try them, but I don't think I can handle the embarrassment of actually buying them.

Does anyone know if Doritos Loaded are still available at 7-11? Asking for a friend.

The clownfish in the top image really help sell the life under the sea aspect of the picture.

OH GOD.

Accurate summary of my feelings:

Me too. :(

I knew I liked Susan Surandon for some reason. :D