*whispers* These pictures are pretty boring.

I work for an ABC affiliate, and I feel like dying of embarrassment every time we run a promo for this. Every.time.

I know you know how much I also hate Guy Fieri, but I would eat that abomination and I would eat it all in one sitting, so help me God.

Some people, I tell you.

I can't decide if I should show this to my BFF from high school who is a. getting married this summer and b. recently posted Facebook pics of herself (backside only) from the World Naked Bike Ride. I'm not sure if I should give her ideas.

Damn it, I had successfully forgotten that episode.

OMG OMG OMG

I guess you're right. WHO THE FUCK EATS AN ICE PACK?!

I can't decide which is more nauseating — the old ass beer or ice pack noshing.

There wasn't anything particularly gross about my first period, although it did happen on Halloween, which seems like some sort of supernatural omen. My psychic powers have yet to kick in after 16 years of menstruating. *sobs forever*

Now this is what I'm talking about — all abs, all the time.

For sure. I didn't have cable growing up, so it was all PBS all the time, and Wishbone was one of my favorites.

Excuse me, where is my Wishbone reboot?

I'm trying to think of a more random myth to be adapted into a movie. I'd much rather watch a Medusa movie based on a tumblr post I see from time to time about Medusa dating a blind person (a blind person being a perfect match for her because he can't see and thus can't be affected by her appearance). I wish I could…

How about a gold star? :p

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I know no one will see this now that we're almost 400 comments in, but the worst (best?) time I accidentally got way too high was the first time I drank homemade green dragon, aka marijuana tincture. I didn't know what to expect, but I was/am a seasoned smoker, so I figured it wouldn't be too bad. It was WAY bad.…