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Excuse me, hot dogs are made from the parts of a raccoon, a rat, a pigeon and a boot. That's just basic knowledge.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I was about to point this out, but you said it much better, as usual.

I shouldn't have read this while I was eating — not because of the poop factor, but because I'm laughing so hard I'm going to choke.

I NEED that ram's skull cake like right now.

Wait, is there an actual donut in that picture? This is a serious question.

"... the racism of a predominantly white church refusing to allow a black couple to wed in its sanctuary ..."

Is it bad that I want Jason to get back (?) with Jessica. They were so fucking hot together.

It's okay, Burt. I've also seen pretty much every episode. True Blood is a nice break from heavy shit like Mad Men, Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, all of which I took/take very seriously.

Waiting for the Guacamole War of '14 (tm) to re-ignite in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

:)

Am I the only one who actually likes red bean pastries? My ex is Chinese, and we went to some boss Chinese bakeries that had awesome red bean buns.

I think I just came.

Only if you live in northeast Missouri too. I went out Friday night, i.e. the night before graduation. It was a bad idea.

As someone who worked at one of the local hotels for at least one graduation weekend, let me tell you, it's kind of a clusterfuck.

It could be worse. I live in a college town, and yesterday was graduation day. That's two major restaurant days back to back. Talk about nightmare fuel for servers.