I know you think the idea is funny, but I bet the owners are going to make hella bank.

So, basically, it's a fancy croque madame?

I just saw this on tumblr, and I literally couldn't stop staring at it.

I've been waiting all damn week for this, Ubertrout.

Oh my goddddd (no pun intended).

Jesus take the wheel.

Man, I could have sworn this was the McGangBang; it's actually called the Mc10:35 (cool name bros).

"Yes, you wear a truck. It's your penis's exoskeleton. Everyone knows that."

I distinctly remember that kid from my grade school class. I think he ate crayons, though, and his desk was so messy our teacher put a shallow box under it so as to corral the chaos. It didn't work.

As a lesbian, I'm sort of disappointed I won't ever be able to try out the donut thing. But only sort of disappointed.

I know it's April 1, but I could also sort of see him doing it as he's a huge dork and would do it for the lulz.

As a Missourian and a member of the news media, I can verify this as true. :p

If her cat is anything like mine, there was eardrum-bursting yowling to accompany the crankiness.

As someone who works at a TV station, I don't know whether to laugh or cringe. I'll just do both. :p

Good grief. Frozen's plot is ridiculously insubstantial, even for a Disney princess movie, and its music can't hold a candle to that of say, The Lion King or The Little Mermaid.

Those are always accepted!

It's only been a week since my girlfriend left for a new job in California, but it feels more like a month. I thought I would enjoy having some extended alone time, but it's too quiet without her around, and I'm starting to feel lonely more than anything else. :(

I WANT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!

I swear I would edit my post so I can change the gif, but it's too late now. :(

This list is almost as bad as the cereal ranking.