If this doesn't get like a million bajillion likes and views, I'm going to be really upset. Also, there should be a quiz with this somewhere because Cosmo.

Setting a runway show in a "grocery store" seems very Zoolander, no?

+ 1 for mithril/Tolkien reference, Callie.

Totally inane question time!

Something I didn't know I needed until just now: A Die Hard-style action movie starring Michelle Dockery. Get on it, Hollywood!

This is about where I am. Would you like to join me in my fetal position?

Are you saying that to be contrary, or do you actually believe that?

I'm sorry, what?

His comments also imply that trans women will never have the body of a "real" woman. WTF, dude.

Yo, there are several cis women who model male clothing, either regularly or on occasion:

Miley, what have you done?

OH GOD.

Although they probably shouldn't have put Cate in a flesh-toned dress. Yikes.

Yeah, but none of these bros played Stacker Pentecost, so their arguments are invalid.

They could be like body positivity *superheroes* together. I demand a comic book about them.

Um, WTF, dude?