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Confession: I'm going to see the Lego Movie with my girlfriend as part of my birthday plans this weekend. I'm turning ... 26.

Hi, just a head's up, most trans people don't "decide to be" the other sex. They just are. I've taken gender studies classes, and I've read quite a bit of first-person essays by trans people, and generally trans people intuitively know which gender they are from early on, although they don't always have the words to…

Confession: I thought Bey's hair looked like that during the Grammy's because she got too sweaty or something on stage and just decided to roll with it. I had no idea that look was intentional. I'll go back under my rock now.

"I flew to Seattle a couple days later to do a sit-down, we hugged, we made fun of a lot of people's comments."

So men dream about disasters, huh? I'm a woman, and I had A LOT of recurring dreams about tornadoes for at least 10 years.

OMG CRYING RIGHT NOW.

I can vouch for some ladies preferring to read porn rather than watch it.

Wow, I hadn't noticed this earlier, but her dress looks like a goth take on Art Deco design elements, and I kind of love it.

Alternatively, it could be replaced with the flock of mothers that appear out of nowhere every time I've gone out into the sun for the past 20 years. Moms will never not fuss over my "pretty Irish skin." Thanks, random mothers, I am old enough to put sunscreen on myself now.

Holy shit, does that say Alexander McQueen???

I don't know what this says about me, but the only thing I got out of that item about Rodriguez and Delevigne is that I need Michelle's skull sweater (sweatshirt?)LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Thanks, intheweeds, for so succinctly putting my feelings about this whole thing into words.

Lauren Ambrose, but they would have to make her chubby somehow.

IIRC, Lady Gaga is/was suspected of having lupus. It's like lupus is becoming the default disease tabloids give to celebrities — just like how 95 lbs. is the default weight for a celebrity who is "wasting away."

Olivia Olson is also apparently 21 now. WTF?

Is it bad that I now want Dubya and George Zimmerman to have some sort of dual painting exhibition together? They can call it George and George or The Two Georges or some shit.

I'm pretty sure I know what Franklin would say about that ...

Apparently Damian Lewis is unaware Sir Ian is still doing critically acclaimed stage work. Waiting for Godot on Broadway, anyone?