Now, if only Lady Gaga would sing her "Christmas Tree" song while dressed as a Christmas tree. Synergy!

I'm sorry, but the only thing I got out of this particular Kimye story is that I need the sweater (hoodie?) that Yeezy is wearing in that photo.

I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LICK MY SMARTPHONE SCREEN RIGHT NOW.

Wow, you've been missing out. If you watch it, be prepared for some feels about his character.

I've posted these gifs in other places, and I should really find some different ones, but these were on my tumblr, so yeah ...

From behind the scenes of Pacific Rim:

My reaction to Kanye's video can be summarized as thus:

I live in rural Missouri. I would not be remotely surprised to find something like that in a gas station. In fact, I'm thinking of one gas station in the area that I'm sure does actually sell something like that.

Every time Dakota Johnson is mentioned, my brain automatically fills in Dakota Fanning, and it gets confusing, albeit amusing to imagine DF in 50 Shades.

Lol, judging from this collage, pubic hair only comes in brunette.

I've had this same thought SO many times.

Fixed it for ya! :)

Designed by Yeezy, but inspired by Riccardo Tischi, duh.

BRB, going to watch the vid on loop all day long.

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THAT GIF BEFORE???

I don't know about the other two, but Jay-Z has been pretty open about having grown up living in the projects of Brooklyn, so I think he knows what it's like to ride the subway every day.

That shit is cheaper because of the high fructose corn syrup. Yay, Big Corn ... NOT.

I saw that interview on TDS, and as soon as she walked out, I was like, um, why is she wearing a fancy sack for a dress? We're on to you Kerry Washington!

Oh, yes. Personally, I think Yeezy and Riccardo were mega-trolling Kim by putting her in that awful dress.

Missouri got a D+? What a fucking surprise!