What the hell is this from?!

FWIW, Tina Fey bases a lot of her fictional characters on real people she knows, so it's very possible Allison Williams *was* the inspiration for Cerie.

"Miley Cyrus is topless on the deluxe version of upcoming album Bangerz" ... I just thought of something. Although I would argue that their intentions as artists are different, what would happen if Miley ever teamed up with Die Antwoord? I think the Internet would break or something.

That Zac Efron lip-licking gif just makes me think of this:

The first step to overcoming the stigma of being a lady stoner is to ... not post pictures of a blonde babe in a bikini smoking out of a bong that resembles a giant sex toy (although to be fair sometimes it's hard to tell glass pipes and glass dildos apart).

Haha, my girlfriend's father was/is like that. My gf and her dad now bond over sharing a bowl.

I'm so proud of my mom tonight, you guys. She had to put down her beloved German shepherd earlier this year, and I think she's been pretty lonely without a dog because she otherwise lives by herself. Today I got a voice mail from her telling me she gave in and adopted an older German shepherd rescue. Older dogs are…

Ha, yes, I'm sure Joe Strummer is rolling in his grave as we speak.

"Tay-Tay's bodyguard who I picture as Mike Ehrmentraut from Breaking Bad" ...

You can pry my breakfast from my cold, dead hands.

I just discovered Pixlr, and it's changed my life. It's like a lite version of Photoshop, except free and online/in-browser, so there's no software you have to buy or install. I've been wanting to teach myself basic photo editing for a while, but I didn't have disposable income for the longest time (heyyy…

If you think you have sleep apnea, you should see an ear, nose and throat specialist. I had suspected I had SA, but it wasn't until my thunderous snoring was causing serious problems between my girlfriend and I. Anyway, I saw an ENT, and he referred me to the local hospital for a sleep study. The study confirmed I…

I'm of the opinion she was being mega-trolled by everyone involved.

I don't know where to share this, so it's just going here. I read DListed religiously, and Michael K almost always refers to Robin Thicke as "Alan Thicke's son." For the longest time, I thought this was some sort of joke based on the fact that Alan is the only (?) other famous Thicke, but then I checked Wikipedia, and…

Hehe, I have a long-haired cat, and I know this is pretty weird, but I've been collecting the hair that comes off of him when I brush him. I see no reason why I can't make yarn or felt something out of it. His hair is just so damn thick, it probably make a great pair of gloves.

I talked about this more in depth in Groupthink, but today I went to a local fiber arts festival, and someone taught me how to hand spin yarn from loose wool. I thought about buying a spindle, but I wasn't sure I wanted to commit to the craft when I have so many other hobbies. Also, I would have had to buy a giant bag…

I know, right? I was like, there are people in Kentucky who know what hentai is?!

You mean this ol' thing?

The more I think about it, the more I'm unsure of how I feel about her dress. I like the concept, which to me is a literal deconstruction of a red carpet outfit, but I don't know if I like the execution. The weird flap hanging open reminds me of bib overalls.

I was just paging through the VMA tag on tumblr, and apparently this is what Selena Gomez wore: